Originally Posted By hewhocannotbenamed
Hilarious, and reminds me of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs. :)
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Originally Posted By howimetyourmother
I just got Season 4 in the mail, so slightly obsessed lately. Sorry.
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Originally Posted By tic-tac-toe
These are my people.
J:
Who would win in a battle to the death: a trained ninja with a katana sword or a smart velociraptor with a gun attached to it's head that it can control with its mind?
8 hours ago
B:
I'm putting my money on the ninja. You can't discount true stealth
8 hours ago
M:
Ninja
7 hours ago
J:
A ninja has the skills but a velociraptor has that raw animal survival instinct...plus, he has a gun on his head.
7 hours ago
K:
having spent the last 10 minutes researching velociraptors, i can confidently put my money on the ninja, given that raptors used their sickle-like claws to attack the throats of its enemies, and since they were only 2.5 feet high, they wouldn't be able to reach the ninja's throat. also, even if it could control the gun with its mind, it wouldn't know how. it would probably be distracted wondering what the hell the thing on its head was, and the ninja could take it down immediately. the end.
6 hours ago
B:
def. ninja...
6 hours ago
D:
My gut says ninja. Even if the raptors were JP style with their talking and intelligence, Ninjas are stealthy as shit and thier mission is to kill, not eat. They don't care about preserving the flesh.
Please see ninjas in the following clip for reference:
(starting at 0:50):
http:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogfwoOYFheM
3 hours ago
J:
I don't know...raptors are still freakin' raptors...they can be stealthy if they wanted to.
http:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9p5IVPr784
about an hour ago
K:
inaccurate source, javi. my research repeatedly referenced the ways that jurassic park misrepresented the raptor. they were only the size of turkeys. chew would be so disappointed in you.
about an hour ago
J:
So..you're telling me that everything in movies is not real? And YOU'RE an inaccurate source, because if you read my original posting I clearly made a point to say that the raptors would be "smart" raptors and they'll have guns...attached to their heads. We are clearly dealing with raptors from another dimension. Thus, in conclusion, I believe that these raptors can totally kick a ninja's ass. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
about an hour ago
K:
and I'M saying that no matter how smart this raptor is, he would still be limited by his stupid short body and if you read MY original posting you would see that i posit that no dinosaur would know how to operate a gun, even one he could control with his dumb little mind. he could for sure kill me, but not a ninja. ninja wins, that's my story. and we're no longer friends.
about an hour ago
J:
GunHead Raptor Forever, Katie. For. Ev. Ur.
